Porn Church Reach heaven with Porn
Our faith
- Porn is our Divinity.
- We believe Porn is the cure for hypocrisy.
- Masturbation, done properly, alleviates existencial suffering.
- Those who pay for their Porn are earning they place in Porn heaven.
- Couples who practice sex only for procreation are monks from other churchs.
- Fornication is a sacrifice to the bonfire of Lust, which never can be definitelly satiated...